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Gonna give you all an offer you can't refuse.....The state of Alabama has teamed up with Florida and Mississippi and counted its stock of rain, and other assorted comodities, and the inventory specialists have determined that they have more than enough to go around so they are offering it up to all other states that may want the deal of a century. This is special rain as it has hints of the tropics, the carribean and the aromatic smell of cuban cane fields embedded deep in its molecular structure. Some may even have traces of Cajun cookhouses. Act now and and they will include all the wind you care to haul off with you as well. Hurry cause this deal of a life time is only going to last another 18 hours....... or until the suplly is gone.

You can use it for watering the garden, & grass, "filling ponds" swimming pools, washing dishes, turn that dry dusty desert land into nice lush green grass or just stock pile it for those dry spells. Wind has numerous uses, to many to mention....so act now and get your order in. First come first served. As a special bonus the first 1000 customers get all the free firewood they can haul. All firewood is thourougly washed and cleaned using a natural process, so your will get nice clean fresh firewood, much of which can easily be turned into many fine wood working projects by the home handyman.

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LOL


Bet its going REAL cheap.:D


MAN is it me, or has it been a REAL bad year to live in Fl?
 

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Hey is that like the guy who was selling wind from Hurricane Francis on eBay :furious: Funnier yet, people actually bid on it :furious: :furious:
 

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I see a free sample of rain on radar headed my direction now. We have a flood watch in effect tomorrow with several inches possible. Thanks Chip. :D

Mark
 
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