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Showdown in the Atlantic

What follows is a transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to
avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER U.S.S. LINCOLN,
THE SECOND-LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND
NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 

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Originally posted by Argee
Can the Captain say "Egg on my face":lmao:

:duh: Ok well move 15 degrees to the south :duh: :clap: :clap:
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