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Mid east mystery



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.



Let's see now:



No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.



No Home Depot.



No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.



More than one wife.



Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.



No chocolate chip cookies.



No Christmas.



You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.



The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.



Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.



Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!



I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?"
 

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Originally posted by Greg
The Google site is better....

http://tftb.com/deify/mideast-mystery.htm
Now how honest can I be I told you I don't have to Google I have an assistant (cute too) Now while this mess of strong willed partisans is about to end I offer my hand in friendship and for the common good of this Forum!! Will you be as Gracious (remember everyone is going to read this.)

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Dean
 

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Originally posted by Archdean
Now how honest can I be I told you I don't have to Google I have an assistant (cute too) Now while this mess of strong willed partisans is about to end I offer my hand in friendship and for the common good of this Forum!! Will you be as Gracious (remember everyone is going to read this.)

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Dean
:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

Its funny you didnt think along those lines all along, especially for the good of the forum part.... :cry: :furious:

Ducati
 

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wow Greg and Dean actually getting along... good old common hatred always causes bonding!!!:furious: :furious:
 

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Great post Dean!

Reminds me of when I was in college and there were lots of middle easterners attending to learn English. Those people's idea of personal hygene was appalling!:dazed:

It was always funny how these guys would hit on the American girls and not any from their country.

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Originally posted by Archdean
Now how honest can I be I told you I don't have to Google I have an assistant (cute too) Now while this mess of strong willed partisans is about to end I offer my hand in friendship and for the common good of this Forum!! Will you be as Gracious (remember everyone is going to read this.)

In earnest,
Dean
:lmao: :lmao: :duh: :duh: :lmao: :lmao: :hand: :hand: :furious: :furious: :lying: :spinsmile :tractorsm

That was a good one! ;)
 
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