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Maybe old but I heard this on the radio.
A German, Japanese and a Redneck were sitting at a bar. A buzzing sound was heard and the German pressed on his arm and it stopped. "Sorry, I had a pager implanted in my arm". A bit later, a ringing sound was heard. The Japanese held his palm to his ears and said a few words. "Sorry, I had a cell phone implanted in my hand." Not to be outdone, the Redneck went to the bathroom. He soon came out with a long trail of toilet paper sticking out of his pants. "Ah shucks, lookie here.....I'm getting a FAX!"
A German, Japanese and a Redneck were sitting at a bar. A buzzing sound was heard and the German pressed on his arm and it stopped. "Sorry, I had a pager implanted in my arm". A bit later, a ringing sound was heard. The Japanese held his palm to his ears and said a few words. "Sorry, I had a cell phone implanted in my hand." Not to be outdone, the Redneck went to the bathroom. He soon came out with a long trail of toilet paper sticking out of his pants. "Ah shucks, lookie here.....I'm getting a FAX!"
