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Its not really off color IMHO, but if your offendd by it I appologize in advance......

John Kerry chokes on an oyster cracker and dies. He goes to hell where the
devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here" says the devil.

"You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to
stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." John Kerry thought that
sounded good so he agrees.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of
water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed, over and over. Such was his
fate in hell.

"No!" John said. "I don't think so! I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long!"

The devil led John to the second room: in it was Jane Fonda with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All she did was swing that
sledgehammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got a problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented John.

The devil opened the third door. In it, John saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she does best.

John Kerry looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this!"

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"


Ok, so now John Kerry is history and for all practical purposes dead for now.........I can hardly wait to see what 2008 is gonna give us to pick from!
 

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If Hillary runs in 2008 and wins, will that make Bill Clinton "first man". Just curious as how he will be refered to since the wives are called first ladies.
 

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I think that'd be 'First Bubba'.
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