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Got this in an email the other day.:lmao:



A little old lady from New Orleans had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk...with hours of hard work and little compensation ... and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores (1930s or earlier) she read an advertisement offering $5,000.00 for the best slogan. . . . A rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all . . . . " and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this....
She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house . . . a man got out and said, Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award $1,000.00, even though we will not be able to use it. . . .

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
No tits to pull, no shit to haul,
No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!
 

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good one dave lover it :lmao: :lmao: :clap: :clap: :duh:
 

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Good one parts man:lmao:
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partsman and jdbill, thanks for sharing.

The inital story was good as was the follow up info.
How do you guys find this stuff ?
 
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