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Well, now that Bill Clinton has written his memoir "My Life," A
problem will exist when it is made into a movie/video.

You go into your local video store: THE PROBLEM.....

Which to Buy?

"Titanic" or "My Life" The Bill Clinton Movie

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing
 

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Thats good:lmao: But which do i pick:truth: Im so confused:confused:
 

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To funny:furious: It is a always fun to see these comparisons, funny how life mimics hollywood:lmao: I can only imagine whats being done for Bush :secret: as time will tell.. They have already started on Kerry and Edwards the :stupid: boys:furious:
 

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Uh.... I thought the election was between Dubya Jr. and Kerry......not Dubya Sr. and Clinton. No wonder you guys are confused. Where Ya been?

Greg
 
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