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CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.)


How To Fill The Ice Cube Tray
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation

Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion

Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid
Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video

Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Helpline And Support Groups

Learning How To Find Things
Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning
The House Upside Down While Screaming

Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics And Audio Tape

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
(may be cancelled due to unavailability of testimonials)

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulation

Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Class And Role Playing

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Annivers aries, Other Important Dates
And Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offer
 

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So did you sign up Durwood? Or are you going to continue to live the life of un-educated bliss like the rest of us? :winky: :crazy: :furious:

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I guess i'm just gonna stay as i am. To old a fart to change now....it might help you younger folk though.
 

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I missed this post. Good one Bob! :furious: Here is a good magazine for men to subscribe to that will help reinforce all of this good learning and knowledge about women.


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Originally posted by Chief
I missed this post. Good one Bob! :furious: Here is a good magazine for men to subscribe to that will help reinforce all of this good learning and knowledge about women.


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Hum I know of a guy that needs that magazine.:furious: :furious: :furious: :D NANA
 

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No way man, not me! I'll do a load of laundry, sweep, cook, do dishes, etc. when she starts cutting the grass, raking leaves, maintaining the equipment, washing or waxing the vehicles, and cleaning the garage. You just gotta stand up and say "NO!". Put your foot down. Stand tall and proud, guys! No MORE!

Sorry guys- gotta go. I hear the bell ringing again. It must be time for her cup of tea and another foot massage. :eek:mg:

Greg
 
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