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One to many Big Macs i guess.
 

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Jody, I think John Kerry is the one who caused his heart attack. Kerry has screwed up so bad with his campaign and decissions he has made that Bubba blew a gasket. ;)

As much as I dislike and don't care for Bubba, I put in a prayer for his speedy recovery. Not my place to wish ill on him. :truth:
 

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God Bless and Speedy Recovery

Bill was surely not my favorite president. While his moral character leaves much to be desired, I don't think he was the worst president in recent history. (That dubious honor may have to be awarded to Mr. Carter).

While I am a staunch Republiucan, I am an American first and foremost. I wish Mr. Clinton the best and pray he has a speedy recovery. He is an ex-President of the United States of America and both he and the office he held deserve the respect of every American. God bless.

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Like the rest of you, I had little or no respect for the man but a high one for the office. Nor do I wish him any harm but it sure is a good thing this didn't happen while he was still in office because Al Gore might have gotten to be Pres. This also might mean we could change the Constitution to let Arnold run for Pres. without having to worry about Slick Willie running for a third term.;)
 

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Well I don't really wish anyone any bad luck or missfortune no matter how muck I dislike them, so I have to say hope things work out the best for him and he makes a full recovery.......perhaps they have Monica on standby in case he needs to be rususcitated........I hear she is an expert on things like this and has her own special proceedure.........
 

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And this just in from Reuters

Reuters reports that Bill Clinton is giving the hospital staff a hard time. "Every time he sees a female intern on the ward, he pushes the call button and says that his catheter needs adjusted," said a member of the nursing staff. "It's pretty embarrassing. He won't keep his hospital gown on and we're obviously keeping the candy stripers as far away from his room as possible."
Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky denied rumors that the former president has been calling her at night on his bedside phone. "Hell no," she said. "I'm sorry he has chest pain, but I lost my respect for the scumbag when he called me "That Woman" on national TV. Does he think I'm a whore or something? I tried to protect him once and look what I got in return -- subpoenas and dry cleaning bills. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth!"

Senator Hilary Clinton's spokesperson told reporters today that Senator Clinton will be unable to go to the hospital during husband's quadruple bypass heart surgery due to an unavoidable commitment to travel to Palm Springs, California, where she has an appointment with her manicurist. Chelsea is also unable to pay dear old dad a visit either as she is slated to make a special appearance in a dog show in Albania, as the shows main attraction.

But Janet Reno the ever so faithfull whatever you want to call it will be standing by slicks side with a power of attorney in hand just in case!
 

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The latest reports don't mention an actual heart attack but say he was seen by his doctor in the hospital yesterday after complaining of chest pains. He had some tests and was sent home for the night. Today they admitted him for a quadruple bypass tomorrow.
Hillary cut short some politicking in upstate NY to join him in the hospital.
All jokes and political beliefs aside, it must be a scarry feeling to have to go through it! I wish him well!
 

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Re: And this just in from Reuters

Originally posted by Chipmaker
Reuters reports that Bill Clinton is giving the hospital staff a hard time. "Every time he sees a female intern on the ward, he pushes the call button and says that his catheter needs adjusted," said a member of the nursing staff. "It's pretty embarrassing. He won't keep his hospital gown on and we're obviously keeping the candy stripers as far away from his room as possible."
Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky denied rumors that the former president has been calling her at night on his bedside phone. "Hell no," she said. "I'm sorry he has chest pain, but I lost my respect for the scumbag when he called me "That Woman" on national TV. Does he think I'm a whore or something? I tried to protect him once and look what I got in return -- subpoenas and dry cleaning bills. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth!"

Senator Hilary Clinton's spokesperson told reporters today that Senator Clinton will be unable to go to the hospital during husband's quadruple bypass heart surgery due to an unavoidable commitment to travel to Palm Springs, California, where she has an appointment with her manicurist. Chelsea is also unable to pay dear old dad a visit either as she is slated to make a special appearance in a dog show in Albania, as the shows main attraction.

But Janet Reno the ever so faithfull whatever you want to call it will be standing by slicks side with a power of attorney in hand just in case!
Now that, even under the circumstances is truly humorous and I suspect that wasn't the only Democrats heart that had unregulated palpations last night!!
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I hope he gets through this OK and that he has a speedy recovery.I like the guy and liked him as President.I know very few agree with me on that on this forum.But thats the way I feel I hope he lives a long life and is not another example of the good die young.I personally did not make a deal out of his sex life while president.I never agreed with it but that was his business and Hilliarys.Im not going to believe for one minute that any other past or present presidents were not having a little extra presidential activities on the side if they were still young enough to?I feel most were not young enough.Presidents get alot of bonuses were not aware of.Camp David is not there only pastime.What the President wants he gets.
 

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Re: And this just in from Reuters

Originally posted by Chipmaker
Reuters reports that Bill Clinton is giving the hospital staff a hard time. "Every time he sees a female intern on the ward, he pushes the call button and says that his catheter needs adjusted," said a member of the nursing staff. "It's pretty embarrassing. He won't keep his hospital gown on and we're obviously keeping the candy stripers as far away from his room as possible."
Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky denied rumors that the former president has been calling her at night on his bedside phone. "Hell no," she said. "I'm sorry he has chest pain, but I lost my respect for the scumbag when he called me "That Woman" on national TV. Does he think I'm a whore or something? I tried to protect him once and look what I got in return -- subpoenas and dry cleaning bills. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth!"

Senator Hilary Clinton's spokesperson told reporters today that Senator Clinton will be unable to go to the hospital during husband's quadruple bypass heart surgery due to an unavoidable commitment to travel to Palm Springs, California, where she has an appointment with her manicurist. Chelsea is also unable to pay dear old dad a visit either as she is slated to make a special appearance in a dog show in Albania, as the shows main attraction.

But Janet Reno the ever so faithfull whatever you want to call it will be standing by slicks side with a power of attorney in hand just in case!

chip i think you missed your calling.. you should have been a writer..
This morning.. my left winged girl friend said 'i wonder how i can send Bill a get well card'

I told her that they'd issued a statement.. And then read her your rueters press release... She was not really that ammused.. but i got a good chuckle out of it.. again..

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Some just can’t resist the temptation to jump on Bubba when he’s down. Here’s a sampling of a few:





No doubt his arteries are clogged up with pounds of MacDonalds hamburgers and pizzas.
I hope his big bible is printed on asbestos so he can carry it with him.
Give him a enema and send him home.
It is so tempting to tell him just to "put some ice on it"
Must . . . . bite . . . . tongue.
Hillary is flying in her own heart specialist from Haiti.
Not an easy time for him or his family (or his mistresses.) Sorry. Had to get that one in!
Wonder if Letterman and Leno will make fun of Clinton as they did with V.P. Cheney
As a good Christian, and a good Republican, I would like to extend the same wishes and prayers to Bill Clinton that his people extended to Dick Cheney under similar circumstances.
I guess all that Ministering to all those women has taken it's toll.
Pray for him ...we don't need a national funeral for Clinton.
Do us all a favor, Clinton. Take herself with you!
Only the good die young. He'll be around for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.
Now I want to see Leno and Letterman let rip on heart jokes about Slick Willy because I am disgusted about how many they put out about our Vice President, particularly Jay Leno.
I'm sure Big Dog will be up and around in no time, roaming the hospital halls, hittin' on the nurses, who will each be given an autographed copy of ''My Life.''
I wish him well. Since my inner angel has overcome my inner devil, I have no further comment.
Doncha have to have a heart to have it bypassed?
Wonder if he was having phone sex at the time the big one hit. Maybe they'll award him a Purple Cigar for his efforts.
Now I hear that he and his entourage takes up an entire floor at the hospital. Always the big spender on the taxpayer dime. Sorry, but any sympathy for him is fading fast.
He's finally "feeling our pain".
"Mr President, you were warned about taking two vigaras at one time.'
"The good news, Mr. President, is that the bypass surgery went very well. The bad news is that we had to use a vein from your penis."
"I did not eat that cheeseburger!" "I did not eat that po' boy!" “Whatever!”
Even though I disagree with him, I wish him well. We ARE better than the Democrats.
 

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The big question is how is this going to effect the election? Is this a ploy by the Clintons to divert attention from John Kerry and to ensure the way is clear for Hillary in 2008? I wonder if the talking heads will touch that one?
 
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