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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
 

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LOL...Thats pretty good. For MOPAR, you could add My Old Pig Aint Runnin'...or More Old Parts And Rust. For FORD, you could add First Original Rolling Dumpster- but I have always known it as FIRST ON RACE DAY.:D

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Pontiac- poor old nitwit thinks it's a Cadillac.
 

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Originally posted by Tractor Nut
I'v heard that one before, But I dont recall it being a nitwit. :truth:
Nincompoop? Numbskull? Nimrod? :D
 

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Ford means Fastest On Race Daycruisin :D
 

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I had no idea there were any other vehicles !!!!!

Ford, Lincoln and what was it you said????

'91 F150 40,000 miles, trouble free and not jelly bean pansy like!
'91 MKVII 39,000 miles, perfect and definitely not for soccer mom's!!

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You guys really know how to hurt us Henry J types !
Dean
 

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Originally posted by Archdean
You guys really know how to hurt us Henry J types !
Dean

Well Dean. we just have to be content, knowing we drive the best.:D :D
 
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