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:hello:A joke just to living thing up. :hello:
Jody
Cajun Math

A Houston construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along
came a Louisana Cajun. I'm not hiring any Cajuns, the foreman thought to
himself, so he made up a test to avoid hiring the Cajun without getting
into an argument.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Cajun says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw
three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he
has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "'Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire this Cajun, so he
says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number
100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "'Ere you go.
One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred."

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree,
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
which make one hundred. So when I start?"
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Been view 8 time and no body has nothing to say about it:hello:
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That was a good one Jody!!

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Here is another one

Here is another Coonass joke and if you don't know what a perot is it is a little boat kind of like a canoe.:cheers:
Jody

Duck Tape

One day Thibodeaux was sitting fishing on the pier at his camp on the bayou when Boudreaux came by in his perot boat. Thibodeaux ax, "Boudreaux, what you got in dat perot."

Boudreaux say, "Duck Tape."

Thibodeaux ax, "What you gonna did wit dat duck tape?"

Boudreaux say, "Gonna go duck hunting, gonna wrap all this tape around the cypress trees and when the duck fly in, I will catch them."

Thibodeaux Say, "Boudreaux. You know you can't catch dem duck wit dat duck tape."

Boudreaux shook his head and paddle on down the bayou. That evening he paddled by Thibodeaux still fishing on the pier.

Thibodeaux look in de perot and see it is full of ducks.

Next day Thibodeaux was sitting fishing on the pier at his camp on the bayou when Boudreaux came by in his perot boat. Thibodeaux ax, "Boudreaux, what you got in dat perot."

Boudreaux say, "Crab Grass."

Thibodeaux ax, "What you gonna did wit dat crab grass?"

Boudreaux say, "Gonna go throw dis crab grass in the water and catch me some crab when they get tangled up in it."

Thibodeaux Say, "Boudreaux. You know you can't catch dem crab wit dat crab grass."

Boudreaux shook his head and paddle on down the bayou. That evening he paddled by Thibodeaux still fishing on the pier.

Thibodeaux look in de perot and see it is full of crabs.

Next day Thibodeaux was sitting fishing on the pier at his camp on the bayou when Boudreaux came by in his perot boat. Thibodeaux ax, "Boudreaux, what you got in dat perot.

"Boudreaux say, "Pussy Willow."

Thibodeaux say, "Wait a minute Boudreaux, I'm going wit you."
 
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