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The Tractor Collector "10" Commandments

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Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger.
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Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more.
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Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes it possible to continue thy tool payments.
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Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Farmall, nor his John Deere, nor even his 2N on steel.
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Thou shalt not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the holy days of the national tractor convention.
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Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed, thou art going to look at another tractor.
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Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to thy house then use it to store tractors.
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Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the restoration, at least not at the same time.
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Thou shalt not buy the wife a floor jack for Christmas.
 

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:D Cute Joe, I read it before, but still good.

Oh yeah, #11 Thou shalt not be working so hard to get thy tractor read for the show that thou forgetest thy aniversary.

Gues how I learned THAT one.:eek: outta here
 
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